Chicken

I've grown very fond of chicken recently. Not chikenz, chicken. I have been fond of the chikenz for some time. This is another matter entirely.

I have no idea why I have become so fond of chicken, but I can report that in the last fortnight I have eaten three whole roast chickens by myself. I have eaten other things apart from chicken of course, but I think the fact that I have eaten three whole roast chickens in a single fortnight is worthy of comment.

There you have it.