My first follower!

Exciting news.

I have my first follower! Fame and fortune awaits and very soon I will have thousands of followers and Hollywood producers will be making movies about me.

Unfortunately my first follower appears to be "me me" which sounds suspiciously like a female Chinese swimmer. This may mean that I will shortly be inundated with spam emails offering discounted human growth hormone, but that's a small price to pay.

You too can be a follower. There's a link about halfway down on the right hand side of the page. Sign up and I'll make sure you get a mention in the movie.